Whether you have hated it or loved it, Daylight Saving Time has bid us a fond farewell, and won’t come back for another five months.
The biannual ritual of falling back and springing forward is not something I get excited about, but I (always observant of behaviors) have noticed a pattern in myself and my fellow human folk on the day after DST ends. It is probably something that you’ve simply accepted as normal and no longer pay attention to, but it is real and I’m going to give it a name, like a syndrome or a condition… Guaranteed Behaviors on the Day After Daylight Saving Time Ends, or GBOTDADSTE for short (pronounced, gee-boat-adse-tee). The symptoms are as follows:
- You will wake up an hour earlier than you need to, and then try to go back to sleep, but you waste your precious recently reacquired hour lying in bed looking at the clock that you need to adjust.
- You will run around changing all the non-internet connected clocks manually, and if you don’t get to them all because the kids ask you to come into the other room, the phone rings, or just that it’s the one on the microwave that you never remember, you will inevitably compare your cell phone to each one, to ensure each displays the correct time
- Family members will continually ask you what time it is, because the microwave clock still has the wrong time and this has confused them
- You will ask EVERYONE you talk to that day if they remembered to turn their clocks back, then you remind them to do the one on the microwave
- You will run into at least one person who has been an hour ahead the entire day, because they forgot DST ended the night before
- Even though you were excited about finally getting your one hour back, you will become strangely irritated by the end of the day because it will have seemed so much longer than usual
- That night, you will fall asleep an hour later than you usually do, making you a bit cranky the next morning, because that hour you got back on Sunday doesn’t make another appearance Monday morning
- Not exactly GBOTDADSTE, but a residual effect of it: You will panic for just one split second on Monday morning, because you STILL have not changed the microwave clock, making you believe you are late for work
Anything and everything you EVER wanted to know about Daylight Saving Time (no, not Daylight Savings Time) can be found at this convenient little virtual web exhibit.
http://www.webexhibits.org/daylightsaving/
Enjoy that while I go around and change all the clocks in my house.
My minute is up. Thanks for spending yours with me.
Just a Minute Now